August 2010
The Frenemy.: Nostalgic Recipe: Drunken Mac and... →
Ah, youth is wasted on the young and I’m feeling nostalgic tonight. From the perspective of a post-graduate college student, nothing really topped off an especially good Saturday night than some whiskey soaked macaroni and cheese. Here, I share the best recipe I know:
You will need:
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WatchI think Kanye West is an amazing producer and a brilliant artist.
I really dont give a shit about what anyone says. I said it when Gaga started and nobody believed me. Look at her now, chumps.
Hardware Store
She scanned the items I dropped on the counter and looked up into my glassy eyes.
“Hey, you know the Beyonce song with this thing?” She flips her hand back and forth. Waving like some cardboard beauty queen in the back of a T-Bird.
“‘Single Ladies’? Was she wearing a metal glove while she did that?”
“Yeah. Totally.”
“‘Single...
“successful alien weaponry against humans:battlestar galactica::successful human...”
WatchI shouldn’t have to explain why I like this.
FREE STEVEN →
Dear Coke Talk: On sex tapes and honor. →
I recently broke up with a woman I was with for several years. We lived together, got drunk, did drugs and had awesome sex together. Some of that booze/coke fueled sex was recorded (by her request). Since breaking up she has been a total cunt. Should I make some of those…
dearcoketalk is probably the best advice column on tumblr.
Watch“… choice words.”
Atta girl.
Keeping Oregon... Weird? →
I feel like I’ve been neighbors with Aileen Wuomos this whole time.
“I can’t wait for the day when I’m free enough to tell you what I...”
Watchjust saw this on tv and was speechless. I couldn’t figure out if it was a really sick joke or one of the most genius things id seen on television in awhile.
