... you live in Oregon.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Oregon. If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon. If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Oregon. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon. If you know several people...
Tom Haverford's Lunch Box →
“Hot Wings are Little Flappers”
Meetings were you have to tell people "there is no...
lickystickypickyme: story of my life but not GPOY
I went on home to my skyscrapers →
Becoming an adult has been dumb. Really dumb. I don’t like it. Making hard decisions and being responsible is about as fun as taking out the trash and remembering to go to the dentist (which are two responsible adult things I hate doing.) I’m awful at being an adult, even though I’ve considered myself to be pretty “adult” for most of my life, but I also thought that being an adult meant you behave...
the nerd in me just exploded all over the place →